KISS Pinball: A Game of Champions
Welcome, to a page dedicated to the most craptaculicious shite fest of a game; there was only ever going to be one endorser. That's right - it's KISS pinball time!! Residing in his KISS Shed, pipe in hand, drinking a warm pint of ale, resident expert, Matt Underwood - currently lying in second place in the inaugural Kiss Pinball World Championships - gives us the low down on this intriguing game;
"Well, the key to becoming a world - class pinball player, like me, is to rid yourself of all inhibitions. I mean, In a game where having your balls engulfed by the mouth of a member of an ageing rock band is paramount to your success, you really can't show any fear. Just go for it!!"
And there you have it. It is worth pointing out at this point that, in KISS pinball, there are only two tables on which to try your hand. 'Netherland' and 'Last Stop: Oblivion'. During each game, bonuses of up to ten million can be earned in a variety of ways - including having Gene lick your balls (it actually says this in the blurb) or by actually SPLICING the great man - cough - himself
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